TEA HOUR
Tea is brewing
Phone buzzing. Pack open. Aarti's drama, episode 47. Berries hitting different. Side B of gossip just started. We're invested.
Berry mix
A Snack with no manners whatsoever
Pick your mix —
Settle with just one? Guess not..
Unleash your inner Zag
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Trust me. I'm the science.
How misbehaved are the Berries?
We ran science on it. By "science" we mean five of us eating the pack & arguing. Here's the verdict:
01
FLAVOUR VOLUME
78%
02
BERRY BURST
86%
03
Crunch Factor
32%
04
Chill Level
71%
05
Shareability
24%
What you get per 33g pack.
Never been built for sharing, The chill score is seventy-one percent. The mischief score is everything else. Math checks out. Mood does too.
// what's in the pack, nutrition-wise //
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
01
kcal
110 kcal
Enough fuel to crash a brunch uninvited, hijack the entire playlist, or start 9 harmless group-chat fires.
02
fibre
1.5g fibre
Enough fibre to fix your gut drama, settle a brunch, or run smoother than your last relationship.
03
Joy
33g Joy
Enough Vitamin C to fake immunity, glow without filters, or survive monsoon, your boss, and 4 weddings.
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
What’s NOT included?
NO
RaisinsWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
NO
RaisinsWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
Qualifications are for cowards
He's here. Deal with it
Zag lives inside the mind. Rent-free. Loud. Uninvited. Covered in tasty crumbs and questionable life choices. Try not to think about him. You will fail.
Born from a volcanic eruption of taste. Arrived with chaos-covered claws, a blank tax history, and zero patience for boring rules. Doesn't count macros. Counts conquests.
Meet Mr.Zag// moments to rip-eat-repeat //
Best eaten while…
or whenever
MONSOON MOOD
Rain and rebellion
Sky grey. Window open. Pack open. Cancelled three things today. None of them mattered. Berries did. Berries always do.
TRASH TV
Watching trash TV
Bigg Boss episode 84. Pack open. Plot is wild. Eviction unfair. Berries are my only emotional support tonight.
PARK PLOT
Sunday park scheme
Blanket spread. Speaker loud. Pack open. The aunties are watching. We're sharing nothing. The berries belong only to us.
DIET FAIL
Diet day three
Salad eaten. Will broken. Pack open. Berries technically count as fruit. Fruit is healthy. Math is on my side.
SPILL ZONE
Late-night confession hour
3 AM sleepover. Pack open. Three secrets in. Two crushes revealed. One ex regretted. Berries witnessed everything.
Do we have policies? Zag ate the fine print.
No Returns. Only Vibes, Nuts, and Chaos
The moment you order, Zag performs a ritual. You're in Club Nuts™. We can't undo that. Returning a pack would summon Zag's lawyers. They're also crocodiles.
Low Carbon. Low Budget. High Crunch.
We don't pay influencers to look surprised near nuts. We rely on YOU, which saves electricity, cools the planet, delays the apocalypse by 9 seconds per share. You are basically a hero about to save planet Earth.
Fast-ish Delivery. Zag Is Trying.
Orders leave our top-secret Bhiwandi warehouse. If the delivery guy finds parking, Mercury isn't in retrograde, and Mumbai traffic doesn't eat itself, your nuts arrive in 2–4 days.
Here for you (sometimes).
Email us. DM us. Manifest us. We're a small team. Sometimes we're arguing about oregano ratios. Sometimes Zag has locked himself in the supply room. Will we reply? On odd days, or even or never!
Your snack confessions, answered.
I've been reading your DMs.
