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Stretching. Headphones in. Pack open. Already imagining the PR. Iron locked in. Bro count rising. Squats are calling. Loudly.
Seed mix
A snack that pumps you up (Not just your biceps)
Pick your mix —
Settle with just one? Guess not..
Unleash your inner Zag
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Trust me. I'm the science.
How fiery is Lime Chilli?
We ran science on it. By "science" we mean five of us eating the pack & arguing. Here's the verdict:
01
FLAVOUR VOLUME
97%
02
chilli heat
94%
03
crunch factor
90%
04
chill level
3%
05
Shareability
6%
What you get per 33g pack.
Never been built for sharing, The chill score is three percent. The burn score is everything else. Math checks out. Heat does too.
// what's in the pack, nutrition-wise //
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
01
kcal
163 kcal
Enough fuel to PR a deadlift, torch your treadmill, or out-lift the entire gym for 45 minutes.
02
protein
11g protein
Enough protein to build new biceps, brag about gains, or out-flex your gym-bro WhatsApp group for weeks.
03
iron
>3mg iron
Enough iron to power 5 heavy sets, dodge fatigue, or pretend cardio doesn't exist for 60 minutes.
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
What’s NOT included?
NO
Added oilWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
NO
Added oilWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
Qualifications are for cowards
He's here. Deal with it
Zag lives inside the mind. Rent-free. Loud. Uninvited. Covered in tasty crumbs and questionable life choices. Try not to think about him. You will fail.
Born from a volcanic eruption of taste. Arrived with chaos-covered claws, a blank tax history, and zero patience for boring rules. Doesn't count macros. Counts conquests.
Meet Mr.Zag// moments to rip-eat-repeat //
Best eaten while…
or whenever
FLEX HOUR
Locker room flex
Towel on shoulder. Veins out. Pack open. Protein math: 11g. Bro math: 110%. The mirror agrees. The mirror always agrees.
CARDIO SKIP
Skipped leg day
Treadmill mocking me. Pack open. Justifying with one more set. Then another. Then snacks. Squats happen next week. Allegedly.
MATCH NIGHT
India playing tonight
Couch ready. TV loud. Pack open. Sooryavanshi at the crease. Pack louder than the commentator. Six. Six. Open again.
ROAD TRIP
Highway snack patrol
Petrol full. Playlist loud. Pack open. Driver demands chips. Accomplice demands peace. The chilli settles it. Loudly.
DESK STASH
Office desk drawer
Drawer locked. Inventory sacred. Pack open. Colleague asked for one. I lied. Said it's too spicy. Saved the pack... ONLY FOR ME
Do we have policies? Zag ate the fine print.
No Returns. Only Vibes, Nuts, and Chaos
The moment you order, Zag performs a ritual. You're in Club Nuts™. We can't undo that. Returning a pack would summon Zag's lawyers. They're also crocodiles.
Low Carbon. Low Budget. High Crunch.
We don't pay influencers to look surprised near nuts. We rely on YOU, which saves electricity, cools the planet, delays the apocalypse by 9 seconds per share. You are basically a hero about to save planet Earth.
Fast-ish Delivery. Zag Is Trying.
Orders leave our top-secret Bhiwandi warehouse. If the delivery guy finds parking, Mercury isn't in retrograde, and Mumbai traffic doesn't eat itself, your nuts arrive in 2–4 days.
Here for you (sometimes).
Email us. DM us. Manifest us. We're a small team. Sometimes we're arguing about oregano ratios. Sometimes Zag has locked himself in the supply room. Will we reply? On odd days, or even or never!
Your snack confessions, answered.
I've been reading your DMs.
