GLOW UP
Skincare routine, level 47
Six serums in. Seven steps deep. The pack is open. The chocolate orange knows what aging is. I don't anymore.
Antioxidant mix
A snack that gets carded everywhere
Pick your mix —
Settle with just one? Guess not..
Unleash your inner Zag
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Trust me. I'm the science.
How rogue is Chocolate Orange?
We ran science on it. By "science" we mean five of us eating the pack & arguing. Here's the verdict:
01
FLAVOUR VOLUME
87%
02
COCOA-ORANGE KICK
91%
03
Crunch Factor
84%
04
Chill Level
38%
05
Shareability
14%
What you get per 33g pack.
Never been built for sharing, The chill score is thirty-eight percent. The glow score is everything else. Math checks out. Beauty does too.
// what's in the pack, nutrition-wise //
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
01
kcal
162 kcal
Enough fuel to outshine your highlight reel, redo your bio, or get carded at the bar twice.
02
protein
5g protein
Enough protein to survive 3 mirror selfies, hold a pose, or smize through brunch for 60 minutes.
03
vitamin E
7mg vitamin E
Enough Vitamin E to glow on Mondays, dodge fine lines, or convince strangers you're 22 for years.
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
What’s NOT included?
NO
Added oilWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
NO
Added oilWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
Qualifications are for cowards
He's here. Deal with it
Zag lives inside the mind. Rent-free. Loud. Uninvited. Covered in tasty crumbs and questionable life choices. Try not to think about him. You will fail.
Born from a volcanic eruption of taste. Arrived with chaos-covered claws, a blank tax history, and zero patience for boring rules. Doesn't count macros. Counts conquests.
Meet Mr.Zag// moments to rip-eat-repeat //
Best eaten while…
or whenever
SWIPE NIGHT
Swiping with strategy
Left. Left. Left. Right. Pack open. Self-esteem stable. Standards rising. Hand chocolate-coated. Mr Right still loading.
DATE PREP
Outfit change number 9
Mirror said yes. Best friend said maybe. Pack said go. Lipstick wet. Cab arriving. We'll figure the rest out.
CLUTCH SNACK
Friday cocktail mood
Heels on. Hair done. Pack in clutch. The bartender is asking for ID. The pack is unbothered. So are you.
BOSS HOUR
Monday boss energy
Notifications muted. Meeting nailed. Pack open. Intern asked if I just got back from vacation. I got back from lunch.
SHAADI MODE
Cousin number 4
Lehenga heavy. Schedule chaotic. Aunty matchmaking. Pack discreetly stashed. Bride looks radiant. Honestly, so do you.
Do we have policies? Zag ate the fine print.
No Returns. Only Vibes, Nuts, and Chaos
The moment you order, Zag performs a ritual. You're in Club Nuts™. We can't undo that. Returning a pack would summon Zag's lawyers. They're also crocodiles.
Low Carbon. Low Budget. High Crunch.
We don't pay influencers to look surprised near nuts. We rely on YOU, which saves electricity, cools the planet, delays the apocalypse by 9 seconds per share. You are basically a hero about to save planet Earth.
Fast-ish Delivery. Zag Is Trying.
Orders leave our top-secret Bhiwandi warehouse. If the delivery guy finds parking, Mercury isn't in retrograde, and Mumbai traffic doesn't eat itself, your nuts arrive in 2–4 days.
Here for you (sometimes).
Email us. DM us. Manifest us. We're a small team. Sometimes we're arguing about oregano ratios. Sometimes Zag has locked himself in the supply room. Will we reply? On odd days, or even or never!
Your snack confessions, answered.
I've been reading your DMs.
