BIG IDEAS
Ideas at 3am
Deck due tomorrow. Nothing till now. Pack open. Suddenly four ideas. One is genius. Three are catastrophes. Brain wins.
Omega 3 mix
A SNACK THAT NEVER STOPS OVERTHINKING
Pick your mix —
Settle with just one? Guess not..
Unleash your inner Zag
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Trust me. I'm the science.
How panicky is Pepper Lemon?
We ran science on it. By "science" we mean five of us eating the pack & arguing. Here's the verdict:
01
FLAVOUR VOLUME
93%
02
PEPPER PUNCH
89%
03
Crunch Factor
88%
04
Chill Level
7%
05
Shareability
11%
What you get per 33g pack.
Never been thinking about sharing, The chill score is seven percent. The brain score is everything else. Math checks out. Panic does too.
// what's in the pack, nutrition-wise //
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
01
kcal
164 kcal
Enough fuel to draft three new startups, decode a spreadsheet, or panic-overthink your text for 90 minutes.
02
protein
7g protein
Enough protein to overthink 3 emails, restart a sentence, or rehearse a casual reply for 90 minutes.
03
omega 3
1.3g omega 3
Enough Omega 3 to outsmart your coworker, finish a Sudoku, or pretend you understood the meeting once.
Fully reviewed by my dietician. Me
What’s NOT included?
NO
Added oilWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
NO
Added oilWe don't deep-fry secrets
NO
boredomDoesn't need to "last" decades
NO
cholesterolTrans cholesterol ? Not on our watch
NO
Added gyaanThe pack won't lecture you
Qualifications are for cowards
He's here. Deal with it
Zag lives inside the mind. Rent-free. Loud. Uninvited. Covered in tasty crumbs and questionable life choices. Try not to think about him. You will fail.
Born from a volcanic eruption of taste. Arrived with chaos-covered claws, a blank tax history, and zero patience for boring rules. Doesn't count macros. Counts conquests.
Meet Mr.Zag// moments to rip-eat-repeat //
Best eaten while…
or whenever
SEND REGRET
Slack message regret
Sent it. Re-read it. Nope. Pack open. Brain doing damage control. Crunch helping. Hopefully my boss is also asleep.
OVERTHINK
Replaying that conversation
Said "haha". Meant "haha?". Pack open. Reviewing 14 different interpretations. They're definitely fine.
CRUNCH HOUR
Spreadsheet at midnight
Excel open. Six tabs of doom. Pack open. Brain on overdrive. Coffee third cup. Pepper Lemon: my favourite coworker now.
EXAM PANIC
Cramming for finals
Notes everywhere. Tea cold. Pack open. Brain rotating between chapter 4 and chapter 4. Twelve hours until exam. Help.
RE-PITCH
Boss meeting prep
Slides ready. Anxiety also ready. Pack open. Rehearsing in front of the mirror. Brain finally cooperating. Hand finally steady. Mostly.
Do we have policies? Zag ate the fine print.
No Returns. Only Vibes, Nuts, and Chaos
The moment you order, Zag performs a ritual. You're in Club Nuts™. We can't undo that. Returning a pack would summon Zag's lawyers. They're also crocodiles.
Low Carbon. Low Budget. High Crunch.
We don't pay influencers to look surprised near nuts. We rely on YOU, which saves electricity, cools the planet, delays the apocalypse by 9 seconds per share. You are basically a hero about to save planet Earth.
Fast-ish Delivery. Zag Is Trying.
Orders leave our top-secret Bhiwandi warehouse. If the delivery guy finds parking, Mercury isn't in retrograde, and Mumbai traffic doesn't eat itself, your nuts arrive in 2–4 days.
Here for you (sometimes).
Email us. DM us. Manifest us. We're a small team. Sometimes we're arguing about oregano ratios. Sometimes Zag has locked himself in the supply room. Will we reply? On odd days, or even or never!
Your snack confessions, answered.
I've been reading your DMs.
